You don’t understand. No one does. The World is out to get me. I see things. Scary, scary things and they make me sad, mad, angry and extremely short tempered.
My online diagnoses is Schizophrenia.
Wikipedia has these symptoms listed The bold area’s are the symptoms and the non bold items are from me.
Hallucinations (most reported are hearing voices)
Yep I see the Celtics winning another title since the Lakers are now out of it and we all know only Kobe Bryant can
prevent forest fires. stop the Celtics from winning. The voices I keep hearing are “HAHA I win again. HAHA I win again. Those voices belong to Danny Freaking Ainge and Faker Pierce.
Delusions (often bizarre or persecutory in nature)
Disorganized thinking and speech.
Me in my room right now. MAKE THE DAMN SHOT LEBRON, PLAY DEFENSE BOSH, OMG NOT AGAIN!!!!
When they won last time I didn’t leave the house for a week. Okay it was really only two days and technically they were my days off but still.
Sloppiness of dress and hygiene,
You should see my hair right now. However I never go a day without a shower.
Loss of motivation and judgement
Today I drank chocolate milk and ate salt and vinegar potato chips does that count?
I think that I picked the right disease. Besides my need for a shower every day I think it fits.
Wait, There is 48 seconds left and the Heat are up by 2.
WATCH OUT FOR RAY ALLEN!!!!!
Well it is overtime. Pierce missed the shot and I still have no faith in Miami. This is just prolonged torture. Lebron James losing the ball. Is this a high school game?
I LOVE being wrong. Just this once or twice.