An open letter to Kevin Youkilis

Dear Kevin,

Don’t do it Kevin. Don’t become a Yankee. Don’t ruin your legacy here in Boston for a one year deal with the evil empire. Don’t become just another member of the Yankees that no one will remember by the time all is said and done. Don’t become Johnny Damon. Don’t become Derek Lowe (oh how it pains me to say that) Don’t become Doug Mientkiewicz. Don’t become Alan Embree. Don;’t become Mark, Bellhop? Bellhorned? I don’t even remember his name anymore.

The fans in Boston have cheered you through the good and the bad. They have always supported you even when you made stupid comments and insulted them. They deserve better than you becoming a Yankee.

I could care less if you go to NY. If you do end up there it will provide me with years of funny hate blogs and the nicknames, oh the nicknames I could think of to call your fat ass in pinstripes but this is about me, this is about you, your legacy and your fans.

You know that charity event you just had in Boston. Its won’t happen again. NY won’t give a crap about you in a year when A-Fraud comes back and your legacy will have no place to call home. You will be dead to Boston and you will only have your self to blame.

Think about the children Youk. Think about Youks kids. Think about TooSoxy. She came out of hibernation just to write about you.

Its up to you Kevin. Your choices are simple, go to NY and be the man time forgot or go any where but NY and be the guy throwing out the first pitch at Fenway when your old and grey, bald-er cheered wildly by the fans that always had your back because become a Yankee and you can NEVER come back to Boston. I’ll make sure of that.

F.D.A

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  1. Looks like someone else besides TooSoxy came out of hibernation. Good to see. This “Youk/Yank” definitely got my attention…especially since it has been whispered he might have been an option for Philly.

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