What about the children?
Above is an article about Victor Martinez and his move to the Detroit Tigers. I teared up. Poor little Victor.
You never read an article about poor little Victor missing the Indians. He never called up the Eric Wedge and told him he missed him like he did Tito.
I would like a chance to explain to little Victor that his daddy wanted a few extra million so he didn’t care about your poor little about to be broken heart but why scar the child for life? Oh wait daddy took care of that when he TOOK THE MONEY!
Sarcastic me aside this was a sweet article. Little Victor will be 14 bringing his first girlfriend home and Daddy Victor will pull out this article to embarrass the no longer precocious tot but as of right now I need a Kleenex.